Apotropaic

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5:33 PM

Reblogged from nixhil

lolipidgey:

sourisms:
dog spelled backwards is god
The lord is my shepherd

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5:33 PM

Reblogged from creamandhoneybear

bluandorange:

writerlymagic:
writing-prompt-s:
The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on
This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.
“How the fuck did you know that would work?”
“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.”

3:25 PM

Reblogged from sadgaywerewolf

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:
sevensuptic:
sevensuptic:
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that

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3:38 PM

Reblogged from immortalmurphy

every episode of Hannibal

lotorhasabuttcape:

pretty much anyone: (looking at a dead body) his tongue’s been cut out, almost surgically, like they were planning on using the organ for something else
hannibal: everyone come over to my house and eat this freshly prepared tongue i made
literally everyone: how delightful and unrelated to everything else going on
hannibal: I think you’ll find everything is related
straight up everyone, who have at least a graduate degree and are qualified to work for the FBI: (while eating tongue) haha, oh hannibal